Lone Star

I'm 21, just finished cosmetology school, planning to start college in the fall. This is me...
Once upon a time a girl asked a guy, “Will you marry me?” The guy said “No” and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny and was never farted on. The end.